I’ve Got a Little List – Reuben’s Version


As someday it may happen that a victim must be found –

I’ve got a little list x2

Of society offenders who might well be underground –

and none of them be missed! X2

There’s the journalistic jingoists who write The Daily Mail

All children who use slang terms like ‘LOL’ and ‘EPIC FAIL’

Bestial politicians who like to shag pig heads

Which explains why there’s always bacon in David Cameron’s bed

And all female prime ministers who’d better off desist –

Theresa May is on the list!

I’m sure she’d not be missed!


There’s the Radio One disc Jockeys and the others of their race,

And the piano accompanist – Helen’s on the list!

All people who have their smart phones pressed like THIS against their face –

They’d none of them be missed x2

And the idiot who praises with enthusiastic glee

The soap operas and talent shows beamed into their TVs

There’s X-Factor and Emmerdale, and anything with Simon Cowell

Whose face would look much improved impaled on a trowel

And any number of Rupert Murdoch’s phone-tapping journalists!

They’d none of them be missed x2


There’s that EU Brexit nonsense which just now is rather rife

And Jeremy Clarkson’s publicist – I’ve got him on the list!

Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, and other clowns of political life –

They’d none of them be missed x2

And unapologetic statesmen like that devil Tony Blair

Searching for Weapons of mass destruction that we knew were never there

Claiming we had to liberate their country from turmoil

When all he really wanted was more reserves of oil

But it really doesn’t matter which politician goes on the list

For they’d none of them be missed

They’d none of them be missed!

Mr Zeus Man Available on Itunes!


My funk-rock single Mr Zeus Man is now available for purchase on Itunes for only £0.99p

For those of you who would like to try before you buy, you can listen to it for free on Youtube, Spotify or Soundcloud. Just search ‘Mr Zeus Man’ or ‘Reuben & the Rabbis’: Thank you all for listening and supporting. I’d love to hear from you if you dig it.

New Single: Mister Zeus Man

Hey Guys. I’ve been in the recording studio, recording the first single of my band, Reuben & The Rabbis. Please listen our song ‘Mister Zeus Man’ and share it if you like it. Perfect any fans of Frank Zappa, Talking Heads, or Psychedelic Rock/Funk in General:


Sitar Drone Metal


This is a link to my second sitar recording, which has been mixed with drones, feedback, fretless bass and percussion, in order to create an ambient and sinister composition: